her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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