She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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