I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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