Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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