Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ladies don't puke and tell
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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