did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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