worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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