Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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