The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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