I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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