By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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