just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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