Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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