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(816): View more from Missouri

He's been sleeping iwht ***

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Nooo

(816): View more from Missouri

Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb

(816): View more from Missouri

And then hit her in the face with a shovel

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Drake has all the answers

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(917): View more from New York City

I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.

(323): View more from California

After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.

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