when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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