just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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