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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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