Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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