I wannas sexs uuuuu
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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