Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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