She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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