Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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