nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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