omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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