i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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