He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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