not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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