My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My vagina is very pro this idea
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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