this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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