unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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