Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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