I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
her vagine was all disorganized.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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