so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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