did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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