just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Terrible idea I love it
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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