talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
