I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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