I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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