okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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