With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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