he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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