Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
