I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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