somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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