I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
