clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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