Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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