ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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