lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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