But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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