god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
In America we eat man semen.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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