I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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