Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I believe in your delicious
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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