I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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