Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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